CUERO Y LACA: Hard Rock & Metal

Es KISS la banda más divertida y rentable de la historia? Si.

Ahora venden sus propios televisores KISS. Quiero uno ya.

http://kisshdtv.com/index.html

Qué grandes

Que movida más extraña.

Oye de que marca es tu televisor? KISS

lologoza escribió:

Que movida más extraña.

Oye de que marca es tu televisor? KISS

Después de haber visto ataudes KISS, nada me parece extraño.

Y en los 70 sacaron radios KISS. Es la evolución normal....

jackster escribió:

Hablando de los susodichos, os pongo una fotillo que realizó un servidor, posiblemente de las mejores que he sacado jamas...

Gran foto Jacks!!!

tomhagen escribió:

Gran foto Jacks!!!

El mejor de los piropos. El beneplácito de un maestro.

tomhagen escribió:

jackster escribió:

Hablando de los susodichos, os pongo una fotillo que realizó un servidor, posiblemente de las mejores que he sacado jamas...

Gran foto Jacks!!!

La foto es cojonuda, y como bien dice Belce, te lo dice un gran fotógrafo.

Vi a Kylesa en el Resurrection: qué animales.

Por cierto, y que Belcebú me perdone: sólo existe un Phil sobre los escenarios: Anselmo el Terrible. Madre de Dios...

La foto de Kiss ha sido publicada a toda pagina en la Kerrang! nº 201

PD: Jon, la foto del de Airbourne bebiendose la birra, la han sacado en forma de poster

jackster escribió:

La foto de Kiss ha sido publicada a toda pagina en la Kerrang! nº 201

PD: Jon, la foto del de Airbourne bebiendose la birra, la han sacado en forma de poster

Genial!!! Enhorabuena!!!



PD: El cambio de fechas de la gira de GN'R en BCN y ZGZ no es por frikadas de Axl. Han añadido fechas en Londres.

No, si el cambio de fechas me viene guay...creo que ire ese sabado a Barna...y despues del concierto algo de marcha`para celebrar con una semana exacta de adelanto mi 34 aniversario.

Tambien han colocado una foto de Splash a toda pagina.. 14 fotos y 2 posters (en Kerrang!) y 7 fotos en Heavy Rock, sacados de lo que tiré... estoy bastante contento, la verdad

Coño, mi más sincera enhorabuena Juanlu!!!

La pena es que como habian sacado portada de Kiss poco antes, logicamente han preferido sacar a otro grupo, pero ya me dijeron que era una foto para portada...

Enhorabuena Juanlu!!

Imprescindible.

.JETBOY

17/11/2010 Monzon - Spain @ Zona Rock
18/11/2010 Logrono Spain @ Biribay Jazz Club
19/11/2010
20/11./2010 Ferrol - Spain @ venue TBA
21/11/2010 Vigo - Spain @ La Fabrica Chocolate
22/11/2010 Cadiz - Spain @ Sala W
23/11/2010 Lisboa - Portugal - Musicbox
24/11/2010
25/11/2010 Madrid - Spain @ Gruta 77
26/11/2010 Castellon - Spain @ Japan Rock Club
27/11/2010 Barcelona - Spain @ venue TBA
28/11/2010 Orihuela - Spain @ La Gramola



Em Madrid, al día siguiente de Alice Cooper. PLANAZO.

Enhorabuena Jacks por las fotos y sobretodo por las publicaciones.

No se dónde poner este "catálogo" de las pollas del rock. Brutal....

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Phil Anselmo / Pantera
Well after a short glimpse of that MONSTER power tool in their debut home video it's no wonder that Rob Halford is such a big Pantera fan! Reports are Phil is a bit over 10 inches!! There are also rumors that Phil can swing both ways, at least orally.
Vinnie Appice / Dio Your jaw won't get sore sucking his cock, so he's an average joe. But his 'jap eye' does blow out enough jizz for 10 guys!

Tom Araya / Slayer
If you're down with pentagrams and Satan, then not only is Tom for you, but he's got a big cock to boot. Tom is about 7 inches, loves to fuck and is not selfish at all! Also has an uncircumcised dick.

D.J. Ashba / Ex-Beautiful Creatures
He has a very nice cock, above average in length and it's pretty thick. He can go ALL NIGHT! He's kinda aggressive, so beware. He will actually take time to get to know you, and is into anything you are into. He does like oral but will give it in return so that is a plus!

Sebastian Bach
Bach can deliver the good, as most skinny, tall guys can. He has been seen with a variety of groupies out on the road and reports are that he doesn't shower much. He does have an above average cock and can be a lot of fun, but is ego is totally out of line and out of control. Is known to be a very big asshole, so be careful.

Reb Beach / Winger
Will tell you he's married, but still pursue you. If you play with his dirty onion ring he'll worship you. Average all-around; shows respect, and doesn't seem to be TOO much the player. Likes 'em young.

Tom Bettini / Ex-Jackyl
This is the report on got on Tom: "He doesn't rush things and taking time is essential to him. He loves for his toes and fingers to be sucked on hard enough to crack his knuckles. He likes a good body massage with or without oil and loves to role-play and will act out your most outrageously dirty and naughty fantasies. Eating pussy and 69 are one of his favorite positions. His cock is very nice and is approximately 7-1/2 inches long and his thickness is nice also, but not so thick that it made anal sex painful, which Tom dearly loves but if you're not into anal, he won't pressure you. Tom is a good anal lover and will make sure that while he's pleasuring your ass, he'll make sure other parts of your body are kept tingling also. He is very attentive. If you love it rough, he will oblige you with being as rough as you want, but he will NOT hurt you even if you ask for him to. He will hold out on his orgasm for hours because his main focus is pleasuring his partner."

Jeff Blando / Slaughter
Word as it that Jeff's definitely well equipped and a lot of fun in bed. He's very playful and not at all selfish. He's very good with his oral skills, and I'm not talking about his conversations. However, once he's done, he will sleep for HOURS and HOURS after the fact. You'll have more luck waking up Chris Farley than Blando once he's in the unloaded state. But once he wakes, he'll still want to hang with you. Blando and Blas are the definite sluts of Slaughter.

Bobby Blotzer / Ratt
The Blotz is about 6 1/2 to 7 inches in length. It stands straight and isn't crooked. He likes oral sex while he watches the girl give him head. He's pleasant all around. A bigtime boob sucker and he doesn't care about boob size, as long as he can grab them, and lick them.Known to be drunk quite a bit though.

Jon Bon Jovi / Bon Jovi
Back in the day Jon was a huge slut but he's chilled out a little. Jon has an average size cock and like a lot of guys prefers to receive oral than give it. He has good rhythm though and will even wear 2 condoms if you ask him to.

Vito Bratta / White Lion
Hung like the Italian Stallion he is. Very large. A very sexy kisser and will eat pussy for days!

Eric Brittingham / Cinderella
Has a VERY nice package and can go all night! Perfect in size and length. He's a gentleman, and he's very affectionate. He's not too pushy, and when you're with him, you are the most important person in the world. He'll also still hang out with you afterwards. I've always heard good things about Eric, plus he hates Slaughter, so he sounds like a really cool guy. On a scale of 1-10, he's a 9!

Mick Brown / Dokken
Absolute waste of time. Maybe 3 inches if you pull on it. Could be the drugs though.

Chris Caffery / Savatage
Chris has about a 7 inch penis and is very good with his mouth. Can be very kinky.

Vivian Campbell / Def Leppard
About a 7 inch cock. Knows how to use it nice and slow and is a amazing kisser.

Jerry Cantrell / Ex-Alice In Chains
Large (maybe 10 inches), impressive penis. Can handle two girls at once but he loses points for smoking too much crack. Sleeps around because he can, but fixates on the woman he wants to be with.

Carlos Cavazo / Quiet Riot
Not only a very sloppy and boring lay, but he is very, very, very small. There is no riot going on in his pants.

Gary Cherone / Ex-Van Halen, Ex-Extreme
Gary is so small if somebody saw you sucking his dick it would look like you were smoking a joint! Word has it that he is a lot like Freddie Mercury, on and OFF the stage.

Tim Commerford / Audioslave
Not big at all but is very affectionate and playful in bed. His penis is maybe five inches and no real impressive girth to make up for the length, or lack of ... overall, he would get a six and that's for a combination of cuddling, sex, laughter and staying in touch ...

John Corabi / Ratt, Brides Of Destruction
The former lead singer of Motley Crue also has something in common with Tommy Lee, if you know what I mean. Sometimes those short guys will surprise you with a huge hog.

Fred Coury / Cinderella
Fred was reported to measure in at 8 1/2 to 9 inches! Now that is what I like, an actual measurement. Cause that way, you know what your getting! What's big to one girl is small to another, but with inches, you can decide for yourself.

Robbie Crane / Ratt
Robbie use to be a roadie for Poison back in the Look What The Cat Dragged In days, but got kicked off the tour for fucking too many chicks. So needless to say, Robbie has been humping around for a while. His little Mexican jumping bean is not too long but quite wide, which a lot of girls will say matter much more than length. One girl said it was the perfect size and is a pretty color of brown! He is also known for having an extreme nipple fetish. No, not yours, HIS! He likes his nipples sucked on with a passion! He is very smooth talker with the ladies and will probably fuck anything with a skirt on. Is somewhat known to be full of shit and brags about stuff that isn't true, so don't believe all of what he says.

Zack De La Rocha / Ex-Rage Against The Machine
Now he is excellent in bed, though he has really ugly, curly-haired crotch and balls, but his oral and finger skills make the hair ordeal worth it. Cock is about eight inches in length, about seven in girth. Loves doggy more than any other position, and seems to be obsessed with playing with a girl's hair. Has a thing for olive skin and dark hair ... overall, solid 9, and he takes care of you after the fact.

Bobby Dall / Poison
I just got word that Bobby is of average size and has a big cock head.

Glenn Danzig / Danzig The bottom line is his cock is just like him, short.

Chris DeGarmo / Queensryche
Like most tall skinny guys, Chris is also hung like a horse. Is very skilled in the sack.

Jimmy DeGrasso / Megadeth
Not bad in the sack, but lacking in the goods. A nice guy though.

C.C. DeVille / Poison
I knew a girl that use to go to his house up in the Hollywood Hills & said he liked to Jack Off with lotion 3-5 times a day when he was a Speed user! Nothing fancy on the size either. Must be all the bleach. Doesn't shut up either.

Dish / Pretty Boy Floyd
He is a lot of fun in bed, and has a good sized cock (about 6 1/2") and pretty thick, but doesn't shave or trim enough. He gives oral, but only after recieving (still better than most guys). He can go a couple of rounds, too, and whispers dirty talk. He doesn't like to use condoms, but will if you bring one and say to use it. Watch out for heavy drinking and coke use.

Jerry Dixon / Warrant
Now I know why they call him a Down Boy! His lil something something stays down a lot. Kind of like trying to play pool with a piece of rope. What a bummer, must be all the alcohol! If he is sober and can get it up, he is fairly selfish in his gratification. He doesn't do a whole lot to make sure you walk away happy!

Don Dokken / Dokken
Don has a good looking, nice sized dick and could go ALL night long. He will make sure you get off and is willing to do whatever it takes for it to happen. However, he will treat you as a prize the next morning and show you to the roadies like the catch of the day. Can be kind of crude that way!

Taime Downe / Faster Pussycat
Taime's got a nice size cock. We heard he's into that let me CHOKE you while I POKE you thing too. I heard he's a breast man and likes big boobs, and is pretty good in the sack. Also rumored to bat from both sides of the plate. Hasn't seen the sun since 1987.

Kevin DuBrow / Quiet Riot
Kevin has a good body and an average dick. He's very passionate and worth looking into providing you dig guys who wear a rug.

Jesse James Dupree / Jackyl
His pictures in Playgirl proved that he bumped that CHAINSAW one too many times and took some length & width off! There are reports that those photos didn't do him justice and that he has an average cock, but that's still out for debate. He is a Southern Gentleman and treats the ladies with respect. His skills are supposedly good.

Blas Elias / Slaughter
Slaughter's resident Rocket Scientist actually has a decent size wang. And if your a decent enough looking girl, you are guaranteed to at least make out with him. Just give it a shot! What do you think those meet & greets are all about? And if you get farther than that you can expect to get laid. He can put out a good effort, but most say he's sort of boring and pretty selfish. One of the biggest sluts in rock, and rumor has it bangs about 75 chicks per tour. The only thoughts he really has is about sex, and he's always thinking about getting laid. Has been known to be with 3 girls in one day.

Flea / Red Hot Chili Peppers
Flea may seem the scruffy second choice to Anthony, but he's very attractive and intense in one hard compact package. He is highly intelligent, sensitive, a great writer and has a beautiful, extremely rock hard cock of well proportioned length and width. Can stay rock hard for a while. Incredibly intense building and fluidity.

Anthony Focx / Beautiful Creatures
Anthony is about 8 1/2 -9 inches and thick! He's great at oral and doesn't expect anything in return. He shags like a rabbit in heat and likes to cuddle as well, but beware of his infamous fog machine! Plus he's been known to lie about his age. He was born in 1966.

Ace Frehley / Kiss
This was taken right off our Gossip Board on Ace: "Good points - AWESOME kisser, fairly decent size, good-looking dick, not ugly. Made sure I finished too, which is rare in a rocker! Pretty good going down too. Not-so-good points - he's fairly passive - made me do all the work... liked to be on bottom... pretty quiet - I like a guy who makes a little noise... Not much for the seduction scene - pretty much just jumped into it. Over all it was a pretty good experience - i give it a 7!"

Derek Frigo / Ex-Enuff Z Nuff
Derek is hung nicely and into foreplay and all that. He's back to wearing hair extensions and of course enjoys his krell.

Steve Gorman / Black Crowes
Believe it or not, this guy can supposedly put TOMMY LEE to shame! He's great in bed and will even take you to breakfast the next morning. So not only are you getting laid, but your getting fed! I better get a meal if I'm going to get stretched out with that hog! Word has it he is a total sweetheart.

Derrick Green / Sepultura
8 inches, so that doesn't sound like a bad deal.

Tracii Guns / L.A. Guns, Brides Of Destruction
We were told that on a scale of 1-10, Traci has an 11!!! He puts the Guns in L.A Guns! Amazing lay with a nice big cock, about 8 1/2 inches with a nice girth too.

Tom Hamilton / Aerosmith
Much to the chagrin of naive fans, he definitely participates in groupie activities!!! He tends to like brunettes (his wife is one!) and is VERY flirty and articulate. He is very discreet about his encounters. His cock is about 8 inches and is average in thickness. Tom is very good orally, likes foreplay and insists on using a condom (safety first!). He is also very nice to you the next morning. If you are attractive and intelligent, he will hang out with you and possibly look you up the next time he is in the area. Very nice and gentlemanly.

Jeff Hanneman / Slayer
He loves eating pussy about as much as he loves getting head from girls. His cock is pretty decent--it's got a slight "Bill Clinton" curve to it. Word on the street is he's about 7 to 8 inches long and somewhat slender. Once things go from oral to regular sex, he's a doggie man. He also insists on condoms and he's big on fondling tits while he's pounding away. He seems to care about making sure you have some fun too.

Mark Hoppus / Blink 182
He has an average size weiner of about 6 inches. He prefers blow jobs over sex but isn't selfish. Gives pretty good oral.

JB / Buckcherry
Very well hung. He's of average length but quite thick. Also, he has a VERY nice looking cock and is fun to be with. And he wears briefs if you care.

Kari Kane / Pretty Boy Floyd
Kari is above average is size, sort of skinny, and word has it his nickname should be "The Mouth". You will have "chills" for days after having a night with this man and trust me you will know why he is called Kari "THE MOUTH" Kane. At least that is what one person told me, so if you find out otherwise, don't blame me! Also like fingers in his ass during sex, but smokes way too much.

Anthony Keides / Red Hot Chili Peppers
A very large penis. One girl told me, "his penis is beyond just gorgeous." He has a very clean body and is an amazing kisser.

Tom Keifer / Cinderella
Reports are that limp Tom is between 6 1/2 to 8 inches!! He has been known to come quick, but makes up for that with his mouth. You'd have to figure that those lips would be good for something.

Kerry King / Slayer
His cock is about 6 inches with a decent width. Unfortuately, the man will kiss you for about fifteen minutes and thats the end of foreplay. Also he fucks exactly like he plays guitar...too fast & plenty hard...only doggy style. After he's done he kills you in the name of Satan. Just seeing if anybody is really reading this. Doesn't eat pussy, but never asks for head either. Very sweet but can be very moody.

Joey Kramer / Aerosmith
Joey is VERY well hung and being a drummer, has great rhythm in the sack. Oral sex isn't his bag though, so just stick to fucking.

Jeff LaBar / Cinderella
Jeff is of average size and is pretty good in the sack. Would rather receive oral than give it, but want guy wouldn't? Also likes to talk during sex, but not necessarily about sex.

Jani Lane / Warrant
FROG BOY is bumming when it comes to sex appeal. He can write a good song but his gummy bear won't take you to heaven. Does like to eat pussy though.

Michael Lardie / Great White
Michael, otherwise known as Jack Russell's Mini Me, is not too big but not too small. He will wear a condom and will go down on you forever! Plus he will massage you and talk a good game. On a scale of 1 to 10, one girl gave him a 9.

Blackie Lawless / W.A.S.P.
Blackie is of average size but huge on making a girl feel like a woman, believe it or not!

Tommy Lee
What can I say that hasn't already been seen?
CHICKS HE'S BANGED: Pamela Anderson, Carmen Electra, Heather Locklear, Bobbi Brown, Jenna Jameson

Joe LeSte / Beautiful Creatures
Joe is very generous with sexy compliments and will treat you like an angel. He has a very large cock and is very intense and sensual. He definitely has some SKILLS.

Phil Lewis / L.A. Guns
The current lead singer of L.A. Guns has a nice schlong and his bedroom skills are enough to leave you wanting more. Also known to be great with his tongue. He should be considering he's old as fuck! He's had decades and decades to perfect his skills.

London / Brides Of Destruction
Loves to watch pornos with girls and has a very large cock, not only long but thick as well! Very satisfying sexually. Agood lay.

John Lowery (John 5) / Marilyn Manson
Average in size with no body hair. He likes to cum on your breasts and lick it off, so he has no hangups about tasting his own sperm. He also likes to have his ass licked, as well as return the favor. Very into oral sex and is into the whole "pour wax on my dick" thing.

George Lynch / Ex-Dokken Lynch Mob
George is somewhat above average in length and width. Maybe his dick works out with weights as well. He loves anal sex though, so if you've never had anal sex before, you might wanna practice with some toys before taking George on.

Marilyn Manson / Marilyn Manson
The "GOD OF FUCK" has nothing to be bragging about! Our source said he was a very lame lay, had an average cock, and lasted all of 2 seconds. There are some nude photos of him and Twiggy in the Gay Porno mag Honcho, so I'm sure somebody on the Internet has the photos if you really need to see his mechanical animal. Also fooled around with Jenna Jameson.

Mick Mars / Motley Crue
The faces on money look younger than Mick! I've hardly ever gotten any reports on Mick and I think that is a good thing. The one story I heard is that he's average.

Mike Matijevic / Steelheart
Has a large cock and is very cocky, but will try to make you feel special for the night.

Duff McKagan / Ex-Guns 'N Roses
Duff is a quick shooter.

Bret Michaels / Poison
The dick is about 7 inches or so, and he enjoys providing oral favors. I've seen the video of him and Pam, and his dick looked pretty good, but he was way too concerned about looking into the camera. He didn't impress me in the video, and I've also heard that Bret's skills are overrated. If you do hook up with him, chances are he'll keep his hat or bandana on. Also very manipulative and a control freak. If you're one of his side pieces of action, he demands you stay loyal to him while he can go get other pussy. A total double standard.

Michael Monroe / Hanoi Rocks
My friend said he was pretty large and fairly good in the sack.

Billy Morris / Warrant
Average size cock and a nice enough guy.

Brent Muscat / Faster Pussycat
Brent is sexy, but his cock is somewhat disappointing. Naughty and nice, but a little pompous. Digs Asian chicks.

Dave Mustaine / Megadeth
Dave is of average size and is very romantic, at least until he is done. Likes to cuddle, but might not be so friendly in the morning.

Vince Neil / Motley Crue
What a fat lazy piece of shit. He has no charisma in the sack or on stage! After screwing thousands of chicks, he just doesn't put any effort into it anymore. If you hook up with Vince, you deserve a painful yeast infection. Not to mention he has the build of Cartman from South Park.

Ripper Owens / Ex-Judas Priest
Ripper isn't that big and he is somewhat hairy, but he's a cool guy to hang with.

Ricky Parent / Enuff Z'Nuff
Ricky is very affectionate and a great kisser. His penis is about 8 1/2 -9 inches long and is of average thickness.

Stephan Pearcy / Ex-Ratt
Just an average Joe but made a lot of news in the early days because he use to stuff socks in his stage pants. He's very HORNY, and will rub all over you. He'll say anything to get you into the sack. He fucks like he sings, very lazy and egotistical.

Jizzy Pearl / Ratt
Jizzy has a decent size rig and does go down on a chick, with considerable skill. He can be affectionate but is also known to like it very rough.

Eric Peterson / Testement
Average in size, smooth lines..pretty much a wam bam thank you maam kind of guy.

Twiggy Ramirez / Ex-Marilyn Manson
He looks like he hasn't taken a shower in 3 years, and on Howard Stern I saw him picking his nose like it was going out of style. Reports say he has about an 8 inch dick though.

Keff Ratcliff / Ex-Pretty Boy Floyd
Average is size but a killer lay. He also doesn't wear a wig and isn't a hairy mess, so he has that going for him as well!

Trent Reznor / Nine Inch Nails
On a scale of one to 10, Trent is an 8. An average size dick, but a good fuck. He'll fuck you like an animal. He loves dildos, candles, hot wax, blindfoldes, etc.

Ralph Rieckermann / Scorpions
Word has it that Ralph is HUGE, but otherwise sucks! He thinks that because he has a big cock he doesn't have to do anything, so don't expect much excitement.

Darrell Roberts / W.A.S.P.
Like most tall, skinny guys, he's above average and likes plenty of foreplay. However, be careful kissing him because if you catch a glimpse of his teeth you'll probably dry up like the Nevada desert.

Rikki Rockett / Poison
Rikki has a huge "rocket"! About 9 + inches! He's a gentleman. He opens doors, asks if it is o.k. to smoke or use your bathroom, and will go out to eat with you. He'll even give you his real telephone number! Very creative guy and I've never heard of him getting a bad report! Just like Bret, he doesn't like "his girls" to be with other guys while it's ok for him to be with other girls.

Axl Rose / Guns N Roses
Temper tantrum boy has only an average cock but above average sized balls. We heard he had one of his famous models (Seymour) take a dump in a kitty liter box!!! I don't know about you girls, but my pussy ain't going anywhere near a litter box.

David Lee Roth
An average size dick and can be somewhat kinky. Basically did everything under the sun in the Van Halen days. There are rumors that Dave can be put in the same category as Paul Stanley.

Ryan Roxie / Alice Cooper Band, Slash's Snakepit
Using the Donna Anderson approved hand technique where you measure a guys dick using your hand, Ryan is about 8 inches long! He's got a really nice bod, ripped chest, strong arms, and will make sexy faces during sex. Kind of a mouth open orgasmic look if you can imagine that.

Jack Russell / Great White
Mushroom CAP & that's it, ONCE BITTEN and it never grew back!

Richie Sambora / Bon Jovi
Heather said some positive things about Richie on Howard Stearn so we at the office take her word that Dick has got a good size Dick. After Tommy, you know she can't go backwards. Richie is not only well hung but treats women extremely well and will go down on a girl for hours if she pleases! Whoo Hooo!

Gene Simmons / Kiss
The God Of Thunder is of average size. And lets not forget the most important thing, THE TONGUE! He can go down on a girl from across the room, and he has excellent control of it. Also, there is a good letter about Gene's bed behavior in my Ho-Bag 2, so go check that out for more 411.

Eric Singer / Kiss, Alice Cooper, etc
Eric's dick is built like him, short. He's a quick shooter and talks WAY too fucking much. He does seems like a nice guy, but is as exciting as a bucket of wet leaves.

Nikki Sixx / Motley Crue, Brides Of Destruction
The leader of Motley Crue is about 6 inches in length, gives GREAT oral sex and is a great French kisser.

Tommy Skeotch / Tesla
Tommy is really nice until he gets you, then he treats you like garbage. He's got an average dick, but it's not very pretty. Use to be addicted to smack. He's a quick draw, and after he's done, he gives you the boot. He's also slightly nuts! Sounds like one to avoid if you ask me!

Slash / Ex-Guns N Roses, Snakepit
Average in size and nothing to write home about.

Mark Slaughter / Slaughter
We heard that Mark is of average size but can only last 30 seconds! He also lacks rhythm and is somewhat boring. I guess he won't keep you "Up All Night." Also, Mark is extremely pussy whipped and hasn't seen his balls in years because his girlfriend owns them and keeps them in a glass jar.

Dee Snider / Twisted Sister, Widowmaker
Dee is well known to have a pretty nice size dick in his pants. Very faithful to his wife of 20 some years.

Johnny Solinger / Skid Row
Johnny has an amazing cock, and is very, very good in bed. But when your done, he likes to "keep you on him" if you know what I mean. He doesn't wipe off or anything. I think that's kind of hot though!

Matt Sorum / The Cult, Ex-Guns N Roses
This guy fucks like a true rock star and has about an 8 inch cock. Will take you out to an expensive dinner in his Cadillac and then take you home and fuck the shit out of you. Very into eating pussy before and during sex. Nice smooth body. Great kisser.

Spike / London Quireboys
Spike is of average size and is a very good shag. He's a very loving and caring bloke. How randy! Since he's English, I had to review with an English attitude. Cheers!

Dan Spitz / Ex-Anthrax
Loves oral but is not inclined to do anything else. Small to average cock (5-6 inches) and quite the slut back in the heyday. He has currently "found God" and also fixes watches. Do the match.

Eric Stacy / Ex-Faster Pussycat
About 5 inches and nothing to write home about.

Paul Stanley / Kiss
About 7 to 8 inches and he'll treat you very nice! He loves his hairy chest. One girl told me, "The only problem is when you're having sex with him you get the impression he's performing for 20,000 screaming fans. I have honestly never seen anyone look more retarded while having an orgasm. I thought he was having a seizure. Overall I'd give him a 9 in the sack, even though it was all I could do to keep from laughing when he came."

Mike Starr / Ex-Alice In Chains
Smooth with the lines and average in size. Kind of pushy as well.

Peter Steele / Type O Negative
About an 11 inch dick and very thick!! But he doesn't like to use rubbers and says he doesn't like groupies, yet will use them when he gets a chance. Sort of weird as well, plus he looks like a steel worker from Iowa!

Rick Steier / Ex-Warrant
He has an average size DOWN BOY, nothing too great, but nothing too bad. He does little complimentary things for you like take off your shoes and he is always nice to his former bedmates. There's plenty more on Rick in the Ho-Bag.

Izzy Stradlin / Ex-Guns 'N Roses
Our source reveals he is a VERY good lay! Sometimes those guys who aren't the pretty boy of the bad are better lays than the good lucking guys. The pretty boys sometimes think they don't have to put any effort into anything. Just look at Vince Neil!

Dana Strum / Slaughter
Dana has an average cock, nothing to get excited about. Isn't exactly that memorable. A huge shit talker. Could sell water to a person drowning. Has all the lines down and comes off very smooth, but he's mostly full of shit. Dana once let his ex-wife, porn star Tami Monroe, fuck him in the ass with a dildo.

Steve "Sex" Summers / Pretty Boy Floyd
This guy is a mess! He's got fake hair, his chest feels like hugging a Christmas Tree, and he has no business ever taking off his pants! But he does shave his pubes, so take that for what it's worth. His dick is reportedly around 8 inches though.

Tommy Thayer / Kiss
Dude's got nice hair, but his cock is so small crabs could use it as a flagpole. He can go quite a while, but that's probably because his dick isn't hitting your pussy walls. Tommy will call you the next day and hang around after he's done boning you. I guess that's cause he has to make up for lacking in size!

Joshua Todd / Ex-Buckcherry
About average size, into oral sex. Doesn't like to fuck at night. Likes to have his dick sucked. Amazing kisser and very passionate. Sexy skinny body.

Mike Tramp / White Lion
Mike's above average in size but isn't the nicest guy in the world.

Steven Tyler / Aerosmith
Steven provides some of the best ORAL SEX you'll ever have! You had to know those lips would come in handy. A legend on stage and in the bedroom!

Lars Ulrich / Metallica
Lars is about 6 inches and has a HOODED MONK, meaning he's uncircumcised! That's to be expected because he was born in Denmark, or some foreign country like that. He's a quick shooter and likes multiple girls. He's also fond of blow (what a shock) and that might result in his MONK to not wanting to come out and play. And he constantly talks. Shut the fuck up already! Also he's losing his hair, but that's another chart.

Steve Vai
Steve is suppose to have a good size cock, whatever that means. That's all I know.

Phil Varone / Skid Row
Phil has about an 8+ inch cock with what one girl called "an amazing girth" as well as a very nice pair of balls. Plus he's well groomed, a wonderful kisser and goes down like the Titanic. And he likes ass play as well,but even more with dildo's, vibrators...or even...CARROTS!!! (no lie!!!)!! He doesn't even mind ass-play with another guy either because he is bi-sexual. He also has a Prince Albert, which means he has a pierced cock. He has a huge ring (not one of those thin ones like most guys get), but a very thick silver ring going in through the opening of his cock and coming out just behind the ridge on the underside. He also shoots out quite a load, so bring your rain coat!

Donnie Vie / Enuff Z Nuff
Donnie's paraphernalia is average or so size, and he's pretty good, providing he's sober. However, he'll rather have his dick cut off than wear a condom. But if you keep on him Enuff, he'll put one on. Reports have it that he has troubles getting an erection due to all his past (and current) drug use.

Yogi / Ex-Buckcherry
Yogi reportedly has around 10 inches of cock! That's 20 inches of cock if you let him fuck you twice! Some girls say he is worthy of the "Dick Of Death" award because he has a lot to handle. Good luck!

Danny Wagner / Ex-Warrant
Now I heard that Danny has a big cock. However, his bed room skills leave a little bit to be desired. Our source said he was a bad lay. But another source said he is a spectacular kisser and if he is really into a girl, he'll go to great lengths to please her. He is VERY good with his mouth and tongue, and is extremely concerned about making sure his partner is satisfied. So one person says he's great, another says he isn't. Probably depends on how well he is into you, no pun intended.

Steve West / Danger Danger
Steve has a nice size dick, but it's not so big it'll make you gag when you are going down on him. He'll make sure you come and won't blow a load in your mouth if you don't want him too. Sounds like a cool guy!

Kip Winger / Winger
The former ballet dancer & Alice Cooper bassist formed his solo band which was a favorite for millions of us girls until Beavis & Butthead came along. Known to have a very big dick.

Brent Woods / Ex-Vince Neil Band
Brent has a huge cock and is rough with the chicks. Known to be somewhat of a dick.

Chris Worley / Jackyl
Like most drummers seem to be, Chris is very well hung. Not very adventurous in his positions or skills though. But he is a very polite Southern gentleman.

Dave Wyndorf / Monster Magnet
Talks dirty, really good kisser, average size and average sex. Can be an asshole.

Robin Zander / Cheap Trick
Here is guy you can compare to Tommy Lee with no problem, and there aren't too many that can!! So if he Wants You To Want Him, you should let him!!! He was hot back in the day, but has held up pretty good. Plus, he's good in the sack. He is married to Playboy Playmate Pamela Stein, who was a Playmate in November of 1987.

Chip Z'Nuff / Enuff Z' Nuff
Chip is well hung (about 8 1/2 inches) and as we all know, the thickness is what counts most and he's got that covered. He's also very polite. He doesn't just dive right in. He likes to hang out and talk, maybe smoke some pot, and get to know you as best he can if a few hours. He doesn't get in a hurry and loves to give oral sex. Great at the dirty talk, providing you like a voice that sounds like Krusty The Clown. Like most bass players, he has great rythm and is all around a good fuck.

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